Posted by: Kreft - Wednesday, 01 October 2008 13:38

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom (William Wallace)

Posted by: König Etzel - Wednesday, 25 June 2008 20:32

leave etzel be. he was young and he needed the strudel. (Pessimist)

Posted by: Gromykov - Monday, 16 June 2008 13:12

Visa kuken å visa kuken.....jag fick ju 25 000 spänn (Christer Petterson)

Posted by: DonJocke - Tuesday, 13 May 2008 19:12

"Vagina control device...you mean like a credit card?" (Analogkid01)

Posted by: tigeroxen - Tuesday, 05 February 2008 15:36

Giggity Giggity let's have sex!”
(Glenn Quagmire)

Posted by: c02 - Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:37

Not all men who drink are poets. Some of us drink because we aren't poets. (Anonymous)

Posted by: c02 - Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:37

Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change. (Anonymous)

Posted by: c02 - Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:36

Sam: What'd you like, Normie?
Norm: A reason to live. Gimme another beer. (Cheers, Behind Every Great Man)

Posted by: c02 - Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:36

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since. (Arturo Toscanini)

Posted by: c02 - Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:35

One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled. (?)

Posted by: c02 - Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:35

If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads. (?)

Posted by: c02 - Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:33

Es ist das Schicksal jeder Generation, in einer Welt unter Bedingungen
leben zu müssen, die sie nicht geschaffen hat (John Fitzgerald Kennedy)

Posted by: tigeroxen - Wednesday, 05 December 2007 19:48

"arguing over the internet is like running in the special olympics... even if u win, ur still retarded" (?)

Posted by: The Puff Pastry Hangman - Tuesday, 04 December 2007 21:14

"solang das Volk so ubermassig dumm ist, DerTeufel braucht nicht klug zu zein" (Goethe)

Posted by: The Puff Pastry Hangman - Tuesday, 04 December 2007 21:09

"A person hears only what they understand." (A person hears only what they understand.)

Posted by: The Puff Pastry Hangman - Tuesday, 04 December 2007 21:08

"A man's manners are a mirror in which he shows his portrait." (Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe)

Posted by: The Puff Pastry Hangman - Tuesday, 04 December 2007 21:05

"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen." (Sir Winston Churchill)

Posted by: The Puff Pastry Hangman - Tuesday, 04 December 2007 21:03

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they’ve tried everything else." (Sir Winston Churchill)

Posted by: The Puff Pastry Hangman - Tuesday, 04 December 2007 21:00

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”

(Sir Winston Churchill)

Posted by: The Puff Pastry Hangman - Tuesday, 04 December 2007 20:59

"We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Posted by: Birkovic - Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:26

"Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my comma (Erwin Rommel)

Posted by: Birkovic - Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:25

A few great ones from Mr. Rommel:
"In the absence of orders, find something and kill it."
"In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine."
"Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy (Anonymous)

Posted by: Birkovic - Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:19

So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will win a hundred times in a hundred battles. If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you win one and lose the next. If you do not know yourself or your enemy, you will always l (Sun Tzu)

Posted by: c02 - Friday, 14 September 2007 12:10

The trouble with a kitten is that
When it grows up, it's always a cat
(Ogden Nash)

Posted by: c02 - Friday, 14 September 2007 12:09

Moderne Regierungen brauchen keine Hofnarren mehr.

(Karlheinz Deschner)

Posted by: c02 - Friday, 14 September 2007 12:08

Diese penetrante Fr?hlichkeit, der verlogene Mitmachzwang: Das hat
nichts mit Volksmusik zu tun, es ist nur zum Kotzen.
-- Stephan Remmler
(c02)

Posted by: Ranger_Bane - Monday, 09 April 2007 11:53

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
(Napoleon Bonaparte)

Posted by: NICK.ALTMAN - Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:00

Pusite kurac sa njemackim poslovicama. Pisite na engleskom da vas svi razumimo! (Nikola Aleksic)

Posted by: NICK.ALTMAN - Thursday, 08 March 2007 11:30

Make sure that the juice is worth the squeze. (Emil Hirsch)

Posted by: Koenig_Etzel - Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:40

Es gibt nur eine M?glichkeit: Sieg, Unentschieden oder Niederlage! (Franz Beckenbauer)

Posted by: Koenig_Etzel - Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:38

Wenn dieses Thermometer rektal eingesetzt wird, sollte anschlie?end keine Messung im Mund durchgef?hrt werden (Hersteller von Fieberthermomethern)

Posted by: Koenig_Etzel - Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:37

Ihr seid gar nicht so dumm, wie ihr ausseht (Muhammad Ali, 1963 zu den Beatles)

Posted by: Koenig_Etzel - Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:36

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious. (Alan Minter, boxer)

Posted by: Koenig_Etzel - Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:35

Wer die Wahrheit sagt, braucht ein schnelles Pferd (Chinesische Weisheit)

Posted by: Koenig_Etzel - Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:31

Ich esse am liebsten Gefl?gel, wie H?hnchen oder Kaninchen (Alfred Biolek, Biologe und Hobbykoch)

Posted by: Koenig_Etzel - Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:29

Sicherlich, Pestizide t?ten eine ganze Menge Menschen, aber diese Menschen h?tten auch durch irgendetwas anderes sterben k?nnen. (Othal Brand, texanischer Senator f?r Umweltfragen)

Posted by: Koenig_Etzel - Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:27

Eier, wir brauchen Eier. (Oliver Kahn, zur Frage was der Mannschaft fehle)

Posted by: schwarzer_Calamaris - Saturday, 21 October 2006 01:31

Wo Diplomatie endet, beginnt der Krieg :P (schwarzer_Calamaris)

Posted by: schwarzer_Calamaris - Saturday, 21 October 2006 01:30

Zwei Dinge sind unendlich, das Universum und die menschliche Dummheit, aber bei dem Universum bin ich mir noch nicht ganz sicher. (Albert Einstein)

Posted by: MARINKO.mali - Friday, 13 October 2006 21:14

Inter Arma Silent Enim Leges (Old Roman)

Posted by: NICK.ALTMAN - Thursday, 12 October 2006 13:12

DON'T ASK WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY? (JFK)

Posted by: Bitterlip - Thursday, 12 October 2006 10:25

Whatever you are, be a good one. (Abraham Lincoln)

Posted by: schwarzer_Calamaris - Friday, 06 October 2006 18:18

Nur die Toten haben das Ende des Krieges gesehen. (Plato)

Posted by: NoxX - Thursday, 05 October 2006 00:13

Prima Sache, sieht ja alles recht vielversprechend aus.
H?tte ich damals vllt auch Noxx ?bernehmen lassen sollen ;) (Amba)

Posted by: schwarzer_Calamaris - Tuesday, 03 October 2006 14:46

Man vergi?t vielleicht, wo man die Friedenspfeife vergraben hat. Aber man vergi?t niemals, wo das Beil liegt. (Mark Twain)

Posted by: schwarzer_Calamaris - Tuesday, 03 October 2006 14:42

hmm, mal sehen ob es funktioniert :D (schwarzer_Calamaris)

Posted by: NoxX - Sunday, 01 October 2006 17:18

You play Soccer 90minutes and at the End, Germany wins (Garry Linecker)